¡Pay de Piña!

Curiously, when you image search "Pay de Piña" in Google, you get something very different.

Cheese Trash

These little bits of cheese were tossed throughout the yard by a kid who passed by thinking he should try to feed our squirrel population. 

So what does the squirrel think of this?

Yeah, it runs away. Because squirrels want nuts. Everyone knows that.

Do Do Do Do Do Wah Wah Waaaahhhhh

In some ways, nature's garbage is even more insulting than your garden variety, man-made garbage.  

Gopher meet shovel

A gopher invaded the yard but made his exit on the neighbor's property. After neighbor fills the hole with water the little critter came out to dry off.

Then he hit it with a shovel.

Not the actual gopher, because the actual gopher is way dead. This gopher comes from here: https://flic.kr/p/4WrTMn

An Ancient Relic

Some recent yard work revealed some garbage thrown in the yard some long time ago.

We'll never know its story, really. It could have belonged to an Indian, a Mormon pioneer, a careless plumber, or someone that was all three of those things.

Lenten Garbage

Sacrilege!

The stations of the cross (edit: it's a proper noun) Stations of the Cross reading has been thrown into the yard! Nihil Sanctisne!?!

Will they let me cash this if I'm not dead?

So, this life insurance policy comes with a prewritten check, which is kinda messed up if you think about it.