home invasion.

I think between the garbage and the gophers, that ship has sailed.

Delicious Hair Bald

Translates to "Delicious Hair Bald". More facts about Pelon Pelo Rico can be found on the following Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelon_Pelo_Rico.

paper airplane

I don't think this little guy made it to his intended destination. How sad.