Impounded!

This person left their garbagy car in front of a house. The car was subsequently impounded for being garbage. They then threw their garbage impound notice in our yard.

Mexican Coke

Apparently this Mexican Coke garbage is better than American Coke garbage, because they bottle with sugar cane...

Right, I don't get it either. High-fructose corn syrup, ftw.

This will blow your mind...

A garbage bag with no garbage in it? Is that garbage?.. Just let that little existential bomb sink in for a moment.

By the way, thanks for the flowers folks... definitely not garbage.

Hot Pocket!

For every Hot Pocket joke told, Jim Gaffigan must receive five cents in royalties, so I won't say anything about this discovery.

home invasion.

I think between the garbage and the gophers, that ship has sailed.

Delicious Hair Bald

Translates to "Delicious Hair Bald". More facts about Pelon Pelo Rico can be found on the following Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelon_Pelo_Rico.

paper airplane

I don't think this little guy made it to his intended destination. How sad.