not a square to spare

I'm just grateful that this toilet paper appears to be unused.

Lost in Translation

My Spanish isn't perfect, but I'm pretty sure "Angelito" means "little angel", and not "blue, winged, pig cloud."

What kind of candy could this guy possibly be a mascot for? He looks about as appetizing as a smurf fart.

Pret-a-Porter

Who needs to make a quick costume change in the middle of a neighborhood? A spy or a fugitive? Maybe a dedicated performing artist? Whatever the case may be, it's good to know my front yard can double as a dressing room.

The Youth Art Movement Thanks You

The local youth art movement thanks you for the anonymous donation of supplies, a favor that will be generously paid back to the community with their own brand of urban beautification.

Home Electronics

I'm frankly concerned that someone in the United States is still using one CD-R, let alone an entire package.

Garbage Cat

Strictly speaking, this dude was not thrown in our yard, but he did smell like garbage. He was lying in the middle of the street, clearly injured and bleeding a little. We adopted him for the next 12 hours and sent him to animal shelter.

In this picture he is saying "I hate Mondays". Ha!

Why does this exist?

I've considered putting a sign on the recycle container that says "Please place your obsolete book full of phone numbers here".