- Put it in a bag labelled "potpouri" - a subtle, yet important misspelling of potpourri
- Put a cartoon dinosaur on the package wearing a polo shirt
- Dinosaur should be holding a bomb
- Dinosaur steps on ground and mushroom cloud appears. It's happened before. Read about it here.
- Include a warning label that cautions people to totally not, I repeat not burn this.
- Remind potential consumers that your potpourri complies with state and federal law.
- Boom. You're done.
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Thursday, June 7, 2012
Potpourri... not synthetic marijuana... right?
They've finally found a way to sell the needlessly illegal "spice" (you know, the synthetic pot that local news stations have been telling you is destroying young minds). Here's how it's done:
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Lost in Translation
My Spanish isn't perfect, but I'm pretty sure "Angelito" means "little angel", and not "blue, winged, pig cloud."
What kind of candy could this guy possibly be a mascot for? He looks about as appetizing as a smurf fart.
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