Another one...

Please stop giving me phone books.

Finally... This exists.

You know how when you go to a fast food restaurant and you're enjoying your French fries and you think, "Boy, I wish this could be preserved in an airtight bag so I could eat them as conveniently as I do potato chips." Well, they've done that. Although you can accomplish the same thing by putting leftover McDonald's fries in a grocery sack, tying it in a knot, and eating them a month later.

Pudding Pie... Why?..

The truly brilliant thing about this package, is that this pudding pie will never, ever look like that, and it will surely never, ever be eaten in that dish.

not a square to spare

I'm just grateful that this toilet paper appears to be unused.

Lost in Translation

My Spanish isn't perfect, but I'm pretty sure "Angelito" means "little angel", and not "blue, winged, pig cloud."

What kind of candy could this guy possibly be a mascot for? He looks about as appetizing as a smurf fart.

Pret-a-Porter

Who needs to make a quick costume change in the middle of a neighborhood? A spy or a fugitive? Maybe a dedicated performing artist? Whatever the case may be, it's good to know my front yard can double as a dressing room.

The Youth Art Movement Thanks You

The local youth art movement thanks you for the anonymous donation of supplies, a favor that will be generously paid back to the community with their own brand of urban beautification.