They've finally found a way to sell the needlessly illegal "spice" (you know, the synthetic pot that local news stations have been telling you is destroying young minds). Here's how it's done:
- Put it in a bag labelled "potpouri" - a subtle, yet important misspelling of potpourri
- Put a cartoon dinosaur on the package wearing a polo shirt
- Dinosaur should be holding a bomb
- Dinosaur steps on ground and mushroom cloud appears. It's happened before. Read about it here.
- Include a warning label that cautions people to totally not, I repeat not burn this.
- Remind potential consumers that your potpourri complies with state and federal law.
- Boom. You're done.
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