Potpourri... not synthetic marijuana... right?

They've finally found a way to sell the needlessly illegal "spice" (you know, the synthetic pot that local news stations have been telling you is destroying young minds). Here's how it's done:

1. Put it in a bag labelled "potpouri" - a subtle, yet important misspelling of potpourri
2. Put a cartoon dinosaur on the package wearing a polo shirt
3. Dinosaur should be holding a bomb
4. Dinosaur steps on ground and mushroom cloud appears. It's happened before. Read about it here.
5. Include a warning label that cautions people to totally not, I repeat not burn this.
6. Remind potential consumers that your potpourri complies with state and federal law.
7. Boom. You're done.

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Big tobacco, once notorious for its wildly successful, but deadly ad campaigns, is clearly unable to get its message across.